Dating exgirlfriends friend
Or personal details about the woman her current boyfriend used to get naked with.
Karen and I both talked quickly and nervously, our life stories pouring out of our mouths in between mimosas. In this case, Karen and I had never met and I'd spent the better part of a fiscal quarter carefully tracking her online, but you get the point I'm trying to make.I would, in these fantasies, be on my way to somewhere cool. All I had to do was live out the bizarre fantasies I'd already constructed in my head.A secret show by a band they hadn't heard of, or a party on a rooftop in a neighborhood they'd never go to. " I'd ask Jacob, hugging him nonchalantly like a long-lost friend. I just had to wake up, put together a decent outfit, be funny and charming, and knock both of their socks off.I crossed that tender threshold between "well, I'm pretty drunk" and "holy shit, why won't my left eye open?" I'd managed to wake up early enough to put on makeup and attempt to cover the smell of stale beer and cigarette smoke with Febreze, cheap perfume, and deodorant.